Some Very Rare Insults You Don't See Everyday

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    Text - Brown Dwarf Jupiter Earth Comments 13K eyr z· 2 hours ago (edited) If you ever want to roast someone, tell them that they're a star - a brown dwarf star. Not very hot Not very bright V Up to 90 times the mass of Jupiter Bonus: A huge disappointment to their mums It 772 目10 10 REPLIES
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    Text - TheOdd1sOut O @theodd1sout 31m Roast me 2,346 27 190 5,498 george watsky @gwatsky Replying to @theodd1sout 2 dimensional-ass 3:00 PM · 23 Sep 20 · Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 41 Likes
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    Text - thebibliosphere S eruvadhril Follow BEA arrogantbullyingtoerag hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having "never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name" in 1817. yeah me too. Source: arrogantbullyingtoerag 95,816 notes
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    Text - rav @Doughbvy guys that r grossed out about girls getting their periods are lame. i'm sure your mother was praying to get hers but got you instead, tragic >
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    Text - NPC 1 week ago "Assuming you're infected" Well, that's not very scientific is it? Mandating free and healthy kids and adults to wear a Mask "assuming you're infected" is not ethical in any way. 凸1 回3 Todd Garren•6 days ago @NPC When people as stupid as you go in for a colonoscopy .. they schedule it under "brain surgery."
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    Conversation - What's it like being the daughter of the best chef in the world? But Jamie Oliver's not my dad. DEAD BODY REPORTED
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    Text - Something Mildly Creative @Ma00 ° 2d v Replying to @theodd1sout You look like you're about to go on your first date but mom stopped you to take a picture of her big boy 25 27 66 5,481 TheoddisOut @theodd1sout • 1d (the accuracy tho) 12 3,127 3 more replies
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    Text - Dense The spread of Corona virus is based on two factors. 1. How dense the population is. 2. How dense the population is. You wrote the same thing twice.. what's the other one ? 52m 7 likes Reply Hide replies you're #2 Rep
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    Text - In 1719, prisoners in Paris were offered freedom as long as they were willing to marry a prostitute and move to Louisiana. QUINQUENPOIX HISTORYCOLLECTION.COM überfacts * 10K 556 Comments • 1.6K Shares Like Comment Share Tyler A proud tradition that they have carried on to this day
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    Text - @MrBeastYT 2h Unless of course you want to lose MrBeast money! Then buy tons :D 285 27 192 19.5K Replying to @MrBeastYT Hear me out jimmy I'm 19 and 10 weeks pregnant my boyfriend and Ilive within two hours of you and we both will do literally anything for money 11:39 AM 23 Sep 20 · Twitter for iPhone 24m and @MrBeastYT Maybe that's how she got pregnant in the first place. Doing anything for money
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    Chef - This Guy Eats Fruit For The First Time Ever 11M views · 2 years ago + 170K 131K Share Download Save BuzzFeedVideo BuzzFeeo VIDEO SUBSCRIBE 20.2M subscribers Comments 74K He's the type of guy that goes to a fancy restaurant and orders grilled cheese
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    Text - sparkafterdark Unfortunately to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
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    Text - My Ex last seen today at 8:49 PM TODAY You remember me...? 8:46 PM Sorry i don't look down before i flush 8:49 PM ...
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    Text - therecoveringproblemchild @MemeDaddyBae Fun fact: a blue whales anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest as de on the planet, right behind people who drive under the speed limit in the left lane.
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    Text - Speech 100 that makes no sense I'm making fun of your lack of conversation skills oh ok weight 300 DEAD BODY REPORTED
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    Text - ll Orange F 15:16 © 39 % Tweet Wheres the curve O 10:12 · 22/09/2020 · Twitter for Android Hoo, boy. A curvature of 1.0 appears as a circle of an angular radius of 57.3° corresponding to an altitude of approximately 2,640 km (1,640 mi) above Earth's surface. That curvature of 1.0 still seems higher than your IQ, you slimy, uneducated shite. 1 Tweetez votre réponse.
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    Text - 7:37 4nours ugo Nearly 10,000 people have signed an online petition to have Williams fired.. Viewers Left Furious After Wendy Williams Mocks Joaquin Phoenix's Cleft Lip As we get further and further into awards season, you'd think there would be nothing but praise for Joker star J. Replies Fire The second · 1 hour ago Wendy is the kind of person to call Air sexist because it made her hair bad I6 236 史 回3
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    Facial expression - ATTAWAY GENERAL I Season 11 Ep. 1: TVs Comments 17K Burt Macklin•3 months ago These people are delivering their lines exactly FBI how I imagine bread would talk 9.9K 67 67 REPLIES
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